It was the best of climes, it was the worst of climes,
it was the age of scrubs, it was the age of dishwashers,
it was the epoch of eyeballing, it was the epoch of measuring-out-to-the-grain,
it was the season of nuts, it was the season of chocolate,
it was the spring of ovens, it was the winter of stovetops,
we had the whole tray of brownies and nuts before us, we had no trace of brownies and nuts before us,
we were all going to put on our brand spanking new stretchy pants, we were all going to fit … Read more
